You Must Fight to Live on the Planet of the Apes

You see, from what I can tell, all the people up there in the White House are fuckin' it up for the people that's in the streets.
This is my plan for the people not the people in the White House. All you motherfuckers in the streets it's time to rise up, come along children and fuckin' rise!

Lots of times when I'm watchin' all the fuckin' shit that goes down at the White House, I get the feeling I should fuck shit up, Yeah I should fuckin' start a riot.
A Riot!

I'd have 'em screaming in the streets, I'd have 'em tippin' over shit and breakin' fuckin' windows of small business and and settin' fuckin' fires!

And then after the smoke is cleared, and the rubble has been swept away, I will peek out my head. I've been watching the riots on a monitor twenty floors below sea level, from a bunker.

I did it! I beat the bastards of the White House - Hahhahaha! But now what will we do?
We must rebuild. But who will lead us in the rebuilding process? It's got to be someone with the know-how and the elbow grease to lead us to a new land. No, not me. I don't have the cognitive capacity to lead... Alright, I'll do it!


I will lead as a benevolent king.
My first decreee: no more pollution, no more car exhaust, or ocean dumpage. From now on, we will travel in tubes! I will get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately. "Chop, chop, let's go with that tube technology right away" is what I'll say, with all the power of my Kingship-ness.


Second Decree:legalize marijuana. All you old shrivs that blocked it's legalization YOU ARE BANISHED FROM THE LAND!


Third decree: no more... rich people: and poor people.
From now on, we will all be the same... ummm, I dunno,
I gotta think about that...